hluas nkauj

tus no kuj tseem li yog nkauj haujsab kuv xav tias yuav tssi zoo nkauj heev los kuj ntxim hlub tiab

Meqigtaub.
Koj hais yog tus twg ua cas tsis tso duab kom kuv nrog koj pom thiab nrog koj nyiam.

......He...he... Tug ntxhais nov...Tsi yog ntxhais hmoob toj siab...Yog ntxhais hmoob nplog nram nroog...Yog ntxhais hmoob toj siab yaj sab mas...Hnav tsoog tsho hmoob...Tug ntxhais nov...Yog ntxhais hmoob..."Hauj sam"...Thiaj hnav daj lawm ne...Ha...ha... Tso dag xwb...Txhob chim nawb.

......Ha...ha... Yog kawg...Me muam kooj ziag kab zaug...Koj cov lug...Muaj nuj nqis kawg...Tsi pov tseg li os...Ua koj tsaug nawb mog...Hiv...hiv...om... .

koojziagkabzaug wrote:

Hiv! Hiv! Hiv! ua cas thaum ub ntxais hmoob toj siab hnav tsoos tsuj npuag tsw dej txiag ntxiag,
Ib ziag no nkauj hmoob toj siab hnav tsoos tsho mab sua thws ncej qab liab...!

Thaum ub ntxhais hmoob hauv sab rau rhoob qhwv ko taw,
Zaum noj ntxhais hmoob hauv sab tuaj yom duav tos txiv neej yawg...
Thaum ub ntxhais hmoob hauv sab tsav cuab,
zaum no nkauj hmoob hauv sab tsa ncej puab,
Thaum ub nkauj hmoob toj siab tsa lub neej,
Zaum no nkauj hmoob toj siab taig txhiaj meej.

Nej txawj tham dhau lawm xyov yuav teb lo twg thiaj yog.

......He...he... Kwv koob pov as...Tug hluas nkauj nov...Ces ua li...Nas txheeb quaj...Tuag tseeb tseeb...Kuv ob ceg...Hiv...hiv...om...Tuag tseeb tseeb...Kuv lub ncuav...ha...ha... ...Puas yog li ntawd...Cov txivneej hmoob laug mes kas...Tsib caug...Rau caum xyoo...Tuag cov ntxhais no...Lub ncuav mog...Coob tug laiv?...Cuab yig piam tas...Vim cov me nyuam maum nas txheeb no ntas...ha...ha... .

......Cov ntxhais nov...Yog qhov nrug...Yog leej twg?...Pom nyiam dhau...plam tes hlauv qhov saus...Tso tsi taug tseg...Vim mag zia...Tawm tsi tau...Tog nti dim...Ciaj khaub tas... ... Tsi tuag mas...Zoo kawg... Cov ntxhais nov...Yog qhov qias...Yog leej twg?...Ntsib pom dheev...Ntshaws qhov nqaij plees...Plam taw poob qhov ntuj...Lov npab dam ceg dig muag tas...Txog qeb ploj tuag...Thaum mus sawv ntsug...Thaum los rov tav...Xyab leeg...Ua ib caj...Ua ib pag...Tsa tsi sawv lawm.

Me tub Koobpoctxuj!

Nws yuav tau mloog niam hais thiaj li yuav tsis mag nta npuj cuab dais nawb mog.
Niam hais qhov yog yuav tau mloog thiaj tsis tau dab xyob txhiaj
Niam hais tiag yuav tau yuav thiab yuav tsis kis dab ntxaug
Niam tsis haub yuav mloog lub neej thiaj li yuav tsis ciaj khaub...Nawb mog...!

Hahahaah...! Tij laug Xyooj Tsab!


Cas nws yuav txawj hais pem ntuj ti pem teb
Yuav hais txiv nraug cuam coj tau poj liab los tsev

Cas nws yuav txawj hais lub ntsiab ti nkaus daim tawv
Yuav hais txog txiv nraug ntsuag pom niam nkauj kub kaws

Yog leej twg tseem khav txiv tsis mloog nws lus piv, lwm hnub xav txog ces yuav lig.
Yog leej twg tseem tsa hwj chim tsis mloog nws hais, lwm hnub pom dej dag siab mam nqeg ces dev twb tsis saib lawm lauj...!

Cov nceb dawb ntawd muaj hwj huaj, vim lawv niaj hnub ua khawv koob tshuab.
Cov nceb qhuav ntawd muaj hwj xyeej, vim lawv niaj hnub kawm khawv koob los tseev...Cev yog nej ua siab muag cev kawg nej tuag xwb tiag...Hiv!Hiv!Hiv!

......He...he... Ntsia tug ntxhais nov...Tej me ntiv tes...Ncaj npab...Ncej puab nqaij tawv mas...Cas zoo zuaj kawg..."Tab sis mas"...Ceev faj ov?...Yog zia xwb...Tsi yog cav...Yog mag lawm...Nti tsi dim...Kawg vwm...Kawg tuag...ha...ha... Kuv mas... .

Kuv piav txog...Ib zaj kwv huam xyoo 2008...Kuv tseem nyob Michigan...Tsi tau khiav los nyob xeev Minnesota. Kuv ib tug txiv laus...Raug ib tug phooj ywg!...Tuaj haub yaum...Yaws mus nplog teb...Yaws nqa nyiaj:..$9.600 Dollars...Thaum mus txog nplog teb...Yaws tug phooj ywg coj yaws mus tham hluas nkauj...Thawj zaug uas...Khiav tawm teb chaws nplog xyoo 1979...Tuaj nyob Thaib teb, yeej Vib Nai, txog xyoo 1989...Tuaj teb chaws no...Rov mus nplog teb thawj zaug xyoo 2008. Yaws hais lom zem kawg..."Tab sis mas"...Tas nyiaj ntau...Coj tej ntxhais zoo nkauj li...Cov duab hauv no...Mus ua si...Ib hnub yuav luas tsaus ntuj...Coj niam nrog mus...Rho $200.oo Dollars...Ntsaws niam qhov ncauj...Txhob qhia txiv neej nus paub...Dag tias...Mus ncig khw ua si nram nroog Vees Cas lawm yuav tas kig kaj ntug ntxhais mam los txog tsev. Coj luag tug ntxhais mus ncig yuav tiab tsho hnav..."Tom khw"...Ywj luag tug ntxhais xaiv...Luag xaiv tau pes tsawg cev nqa los...Tswv khw laij nqis yug them tas nrho...Txaus ris nyav qeeg...Them ib zaug tas li ntawm $350.oo Or $400.oo Dollars...Noj hmo tas...Coj mus pw:...Hotel...Ntsaws $200.oo Dollars...Rau niam kom txhob qhia txiv neej nus paub...Coj tug ntxhais mus pw...Ib hmos:..Hotel...Ntsaws $300.oo Dollars rau hluas nkauj mis...Special...Them nqis...Hotel...Ib hmos twg?...$150.oo Or $200.oo Dollars...Ob leeg koom ib lub txaj pw...Tug txiv laus ntawd hais...Tu siab kawg...Tsi tsim nyog kiag li...Vim yug tug noov paiv taub...Tej hluas nkauj ntawd...Ntsia cev ntaj ntsug mas...Zoo nkauj kawg... Ntxim nyiam heev..."Tab sis"...Thaum da dej tas...Los pw liab qab ploog..."Qhov nqaij plees"...Tsi puv mlhos mlhee li...Maum nyuj laug...Yuag nkas tawv...Lub qho quav xwb...Ua tsi nkag li...Hnov chwv me ntsis...Tsi txaus siab li...Xav hais tias...Ntshe tug ntawd...Thiaj zoo li...Hnub tom qab...Rov coj dua tug tshiab...Ncig ua si...Li qub ib hnub...Mus pw:...Hotel...Los zoo tib yam nkaug tsi txawv li....Tsi tawb txiv neej kiag...Yaws coj hluas nkauj ua si...Plaub zaug nkaug...Mam rho nyiaj suav...Nyiaj yuav tas...Tshuav $1.700.oo Dollars...Tseem tshuav neeg nkaum hnub...Mam txog caij los tsev...Yaws txiav txim siab...Tsi coj hluas nkauj ncig ua si lawm...Thaum yaws los txog tsev:...Michigan...Tshuav $250.oo Dollars...Nab tshos xwb...Kuv luag tsi taug yaws li...Kuv nug tias...Txiv laus...Lwm zaug...Puas mus mas...Txiv laus...Teb tias...Tsi mus lawm...Kuv hais tias...Txiv laus...Heev nyuj laug...Mus noj zaub mog...Nplog teb...Pov khawv pos los?...Yaws teb tias...Tsi mus ib zaug ntxiv lawm...Zeem lawm...Poj niam wb sib ceg...Yuav luas ib hlis no...Yaws poj niam chim kawg nkaug...Thiaj khiav nqeg qab teb:...Arkansas...Tau peb xyoos...Nyuam qhuav khiav nce...rov los Minnesota...xyoo no...Luag tej laug hais tias...Tsi pom dej dag siab tsi nqeg...Ntxhais nkauj mog...Kaus nyiaj tas...Siab nqeg kiag...Zaum no zeem kiag...Tsi tham txog...Mus nplog teb lawm...Ntiav los tsi mus ib zaug... Nplog teb lawm.

......Hwb...hwb... Yog leej twg?...xav tham luag tej ntxhais zoo li no...Txhob khuv xim nyiaj txiag...rRau siab ntso...Ua hauj lwm...Tau nyiaj ntau...Muab nyiaj muag...Thiaj tau puag...Yog tsi li...Yuav ncav tsi cuag...Tsuas pom duab xwb...Lub neej ntawd...Kuv twb ntsib dua...Thaum tub hluas...Yug xyaum zoo...Tsim txiaj ncus...Ua laj kam...Ruaj nreeg...Khov kho...Tau npe nom...Muaj koob nto npe...Ncha hmoo lug...Hluas nkauj nyiam...Tsi poob nyiaj ntau li...Tiam tshiab:...21 Century...Yav Ntuj thaum ub...Hluas nkauj tseem ruam...Tsi paub ntshaw nyiaj...Tiam tshiab tam sim no...Hluas nkauj raug nplog liab...Cob qhia ntse txaus lawm...Nplog liab muab peb...Cov ntxhais hmoob ua luam...Kaus hmoob nyiaj...Rov tua hmoob...Muab hmoob roj...kib hmoob nqaij...Los hmoob tsi paub li...Tsuas zeem tau...Qe muag nti...Maub xuas dub..Rov mus nplog teb xwb...Rau siab ntso...Rho nyiaj them...Luag qhov nqaij..."Plees"...Tsi nco ntshai tuag...ha...ha...ha... .

......Cov ntxhais hluas nkauj tiam tshiab:...21 Century...Hlub nyiaj xwb... Tsi hlub lub siab...Yog thaum twg?...Nyiaj tas... Ncaws tawm...Hlub dua tug tshiab... Tsi quav ntsej...Leej twg?...Muaj nyiaj...Hlub tug ntawd...Ib ntus...Suav daws sim ntsia...Seb hu xov tooj...Muam hu tas...Nyab hu...Nyab hu tas...Niam hu...Lam nyiag...Lwm tug...Tej duab tuaj tso hauv no...Ntxias nyiaj...Muab nraug laug hmoob mes kas...Ua luam...Ib tug dhau ob tug...Ob tug dhau peb tug...Peb tug dhau plaub tug... Tsi muaj tug tseeb...Lam hlub loj leeb ncig ntuj...Kaus hmoob txawv teb chaws nyiaj daus las...Ua neej zoo...Nplua nuj...Suav daws...Twb ntsib dua lawm...Los tsi ris siab...Thaum neej kub nyiab...Mam paub txog...Lig dhau lawm...Hwb...hwb... .

......Kuv hais tas lug nrho...Tsi zais lug li nawb...Ib tug ntxhais...Tsi xyaum zoo...Tsi tsim txiaj...Tsi faj seeb...Yug lub ntsej muag...Tsi ceev yug lub meej mom...Tsi xyuam khwv ntawm...Yug ob txhais tes...Nrog lub dag zog...Npav yooj yim...Tsuas niaj hnub...Hnav khaub ncaws tshiab...Tseev zam ncus...Taug kev yees duab ua si...Coj tuaj tso khav tawm;...Internet...Kom luag nyiam...Kom luag qhuas tias..."Aub zoo nkauj kawg"...Npav muab yug..."Qhov nqaij plees"...Ua luam yuav nyiaj...Tas li ntawd...Ntshe lwm tug qhuas...Kuv tsi qhuas...Yug zoo nkauj npaum twg?...Cia twb ywm...Yug tug hluas nraug...Yug tug txiv...Thiaj yog neeg..."Zoo"...Neeg tsim txiaj ncus...Tsi plhom moj plees tshauv...Ua maum nkais thab xub...Rau ub rau no...Ncig zej taug zog...Ncig teb plos chaw...Yuav tsum ceev...Yug niam ntsej muag...Txhob rhuav yug txiv...Neej nus plhu...Kuv thiaj qhuas tias..."Ntxhais zoo"...Piv txwv li...Peb tuaj nyob teb chaws zoo...Thiab vam meej...Kuv tug ntxhais;...Mai Choua...Kawm ntawv:...College...Xyoo tsib...University Minnesota...Tsi tso duab tawm...Internet...Ib zaug li...Txog sij hawm kawm ntawv...Nkag plawg hauv tsheb...Tsav tsheb dhia kawm ntawv...Tas caij nyoog...Lawb tawm plawg...Nyiag ntsia twj ywm...Seb puas muaj neeg txawv txav...Yog muaj neeg txawv txav...Khiav nkaum tsev kawm ntawv...Neeg txawv txav ploj lawm...Dhia nkag hauv tsheb...Tsav tsheb ceev los tsev...Los txog ntua tsev...Tshaib plab nrhiav zaub mov noj tas ua:...Home Work...Phooj ywg!...Hu xov tooj yaum ncig ua si..."Tsi leeg"...Luag tsi yuam cab tes mus...Nkaum twj ywm..."Hauv tsev tsi tawm ncig qhov twg?...Tsi mus xauj:...Party...Tug tib neeg...Yuav tsim txiaj...Txawm nyob lub teb chaws twg?...Los yeej xyaum zoo...Tsim txiaj ncus...Tsi plees tshauv..."Khav theeb zoo nkauj"....Show Body...Tso duab tawm...Internet...Li ib txhia ntxhais hmoob...Hnav tiab koos poos...Txij hauv caug...Ib nta ncej puab...Kom luag nyiam...Kom luag tsaus muag.

......Ha...ha... Me muam kooj ziag kab zaug as...Kuv zoo siab kawg nkaug li os...Kuv piv txwv...Koj phua lub ntsiab kiag...Yog nkaug li...Koj hais ntas...Yog leej twg?...Tuaj nyeem wb...Cov lug tas...Tsi faj seeb ua ntej...Yuav poob dej ib hnub tom ntej...Yog tsi ceev faj...Niam nkauj zuag paj...Yuav ya nruab ntug...Ploj qab ntais...Rov pag zaj...Tau niam nkauj kub kawg...Tis hluav tawg...Hlawv txiv yawg..."Qho quav"...Zaum tsi tsheej...Pw tsi tsaus zog...Tsi tuaj dab ntub...Noj tsi qab...Haus tsi nqeg...Yog tsi peem tias...Niam nkauj kub kawg...Xuas ntsuas phoo...xauv ob ceg...Txiv yaws dawj tsi laib...Tog dawj laib...Cuab txhiaj poob txhua yam...Cuab tsav plam tas nrho nrog...Dej sab siv nqeg hav...Tsi huas tias...Yuav tsi tau...Huas npaum cas?...Yog kua xwb...Txiv neej lub hlwb...Tuaj nyob txawv teb chaws...Cas tsi ntse hniav...Ho ntse qwb...Txaus lawm lauv...Me muam kooj ziag kaub zaug aws...Tham ntau...Tsam lawv ntxub wb...Ces xaus li no...Kav liam...Cia nrwb nkauj mog ab...Nkauj mog ab...Muab txiv yaws siab ntsws plawv noj tas...luaj xov thau plab nyuv...Kaws pob txa sau laug kiag...hwb...hwb...

......Me muam kooj ziag kab zaug...Kuv qhia koj mus ib qho...Koj ntaus ntawv li no:...Tib neeg txoj kev sib hlub Sib nyiam...Koj nias ib zaug...Nias zaum ob...Koj nyiam nyeem qhov twg?...Koj nias tawm ntawv ntau kawg...Kuv sau tau ib co lug...Txhua qhov li os...Good bye.

Tij laug Xyooj Tsab,

Ua li os, tso tseg li no.
Luag twb ntse txaus, luag thiaj li muaj cuab kav dhia kaus
Luag twb paub tshaj, luag thiaj muaj peev xwm rhawv kab.

Wow...! Cas nws yuav txawj mus txog ntua lub zos toj siab lawm thiab naj...! Zoo kawg, nws tsis yog lug kev xwb, nws tseem taug kev ncaj thiab. Ua tsaug rau nws lub siab zoo, niaj hnub pab kom Peb Hmoob ceev lub koob. Ua tsaug rau nws lub siab dav, nim ua txhij toob puas yam kom Peb Hmoob tau lub ntuj tshav.

Ua tsaug ib zaug ntxiv.

http://blog.tojsiab.com/index.php?id=1396&title=TIB%20NEEG%20TXOJ%20KEV%20SIB%20HLUB%20SIB%20NYIAM

Leej twg kom pheej muab txiv neej txhais tes mus tuav ze ze qhov niag ntawd thiaj li ua rau txawj sib hlub sib nco nev.

......He...he... Twb yog nws...Xav sim ntas...Thiaj muab txiv neej tes...Tso ntawd ntas mas...ha...ha... .

Tij laug Xiongchang.
Ntshe yuav zooj yawg thaub txhais tes heev nawb yom.

......He...he... Lub sij hawm ntawd...Yawg twb yuav paim li os...Yog hluas nkauj muab yawg txhais tes...Mus pos pawj nas...Kuv ntsia zoo li...Yawg twb nres tsi khov lawm...Vim hluav tawg...Hlawv yawg heev li os.

......Hmoob nplog...Sib tw fwb ntxhais...Tog nyiaj daus las..."Tab sis"...Hmoob tau nyiaj cuav...Hmoob tau daim ..."Plhaub"...Nplog tau daim "Tseem"....Nplog tau lub..."Txhuv"...Noj tsau plab...Hmoob tau kua...Nplog tau phuas...Hmoob tsi paub nplog...Lub tswv yim..."Kaus hmoob"...Hmoob siv nyiaj kis...Nplog siv nyiaj..."Dollars"

......Ua tib neeg...Thaum ua liaj teb...Ua laj kam...Ua lag luam...Ua lwm yam...Tswv yim...Tseem tshuav..."Tab sis'...Yog thaum muab... Ntxhais ua luam..."Qho quav"...Yuav nyiaj lawm...Ces tswv yim..."Tas"...Tsi zoo dab tsi lawm...Xum poob ntsej muag...Tsi yuav meej mom lawm os...Vim tug txiv kiag los...Tseem tso poj niam..."Tham hmoob mes kas"...Nplua nyiaj yuav...Ces tas li ntawd lawm nawb.

......Raws li...Kuv paub zoo...Cov tub hluas...Los txiv neej...Muaj cuab yig...Lub neej nqua yas suab seev...Tsi muaj ib tug...Lub neej ruaj ntseg li...Rais ua yawg..."Nrauj ntau zaug"...Cov ntxhais hluas nkauj...Cov poj niam...Hnav khaub ncaws zoo kawg...Ntsia sab nraum mas...Tsim txiaj kawg..."Tab sis"...Muag Qho quav tas li...Tsuav tau me ntsis...Nyiaj yuav noj haus hnav siv...Nruab hnub hmo ntuj..."Tsi tuag"...Ces zoo kawg...Xyov nrauj pes tsawg zaug txiv...Pes tsawg tug..."Poj niam"...Tsi yog hmoob xwb...Nplog thaib lwm haiv neeg...Los tib yam nkaug...Tog kuv paub zoo...Lub sij hawm...Kuv tub hluas...Nyob nrroog looj ceeb ntawd...Kuv xyaum mus nqua yas suab nplog...Tau ob xyoos...Hauv xov tooj cua...Zeej tsoom haiv neeg...Tub rog nqe ob...Pib cim peb caug xyoo 1968...Txog ntua cim peb caug xaus xyoo 1969...Kuv ntsia zoj...Ntshe lub neej ntawd...Yuav tsi Ciaj ncaig...Tsi kawg...Tsi xaus...Yug lub neej tiam no...Vim pom hluas nkauj ncej puab dawb...Ces tsaus muag...Tsi xav ncaim...Ib pliag li...Xav zaum ua ke...Sib khawm...Sib puag...Sib tawb...Sib nwj...Sib hnia..."Ua si"...Zoo yam li...Tug tib neeg..."Quav yeeb ntas"...Thaum muaj yees...Tso tsi taug tseg...Vim hluas nkauj qhov nqaij plees..."Muaj zog heev"...Cuag hlau nplaum...Yug yav qws pam...Los muaj zog...Npaum hlau nplaum...Yog sib ti...Thaum twg?..."Lo nkaug"...Khiav tsi dim...Kuv thiaj paub tias...Hluas nkauj...Yog qhov nrug...Yog plam tes...Hlauv qhov nrug lawm...Cuag hlauv qhov saus...Tawm tsi tau...Tog tawm tau...Ciaj khaub liam tas...Ua tsi tau..."Neeg zoo"...Tsim txiaj lawm...Kuv thiaj txiav txim siab tawm tso tseg...Tsi ua tub hluas...Nqua yas suab nplog txij xyoo 1970...Los txog niaj hnub no...Peb tuaj nyob teb chaws no...Tug phooj ywg!..."Twg"...Xyaum nqua yas suab hnub twg?...Lub neej liam hnub ntawd...Nrauj poj niam...Nrauj txiv tas tug...Tsuas tau lub nyuas npe..."Nav loob"...Neej puag tas.